Apparently Jared Padalecki lives next door to my aunt Margo. I got to go to his birthday party. It. Was. Awesome.
let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on
*turns phone back on*
what the fuck
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
this is still SO FUNNY
Wanting attention but not wanting to be center of attention
Not wanting to be ignored but also wanting to be left alone
mom: go to bed
me: can i watch one more video
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
I’ve got a lot of free time so
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no, like, every person.
I WANT IT
i’d like to see you try, man
SHE DID IT
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